We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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