Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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