I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
