i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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