I got chris browned last night
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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