Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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