I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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