I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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