At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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