your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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