It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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