scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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