Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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