Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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