Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize