Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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