i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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