therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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