Can i not drive my cunt home
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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