So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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