Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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