So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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