rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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