I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
When are your genitals available?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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