sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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