Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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