jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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