I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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