I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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