Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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