I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
