Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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