I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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