you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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