I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm jealous of your bromance
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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