Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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