Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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