Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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