READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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