his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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