I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
