I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
its not stalking. its research.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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