I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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