Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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