you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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