whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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