When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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