why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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