Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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