he thought i was a dude.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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