If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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