I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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