Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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