On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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