Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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