I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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