I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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